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Baby birds are cool

When I was 6 or 7 years old, I found a little baby bird that had fallen out of his nest. The birdie was totally featherless and was probably no more than a few days old when one of his siblings got "medievil on him" and kicked him to the curb. He hit the ground and died on the spot.

Again displaying my propensity to be a trouble maker, I took the little bugger and dumped him into some guy's gas tank. I figured that the extra protein would improve his fuel economy. Now that I think of it, I was ahead of my time--but a few years old and already researching alternative fuel sources.

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